About Us

 

Thanks for your support

we appreciate your interest in our church


Welcome to our ejaculation based faith – The Church of Sploosh. The church is the illegitimate brain-child of  Mark Hills. Stay tuned for regular streams from the Church’s Twitch account. A non-stop stream of nonsense, parody songs, phony commercials and sploosh, sploosh, sploosh await all who tune in and subscribe. 

Others may imitate us, but we remain the greatest! The original and the best, please put us to the test!

Please support this adventure in wetness by subscribing on Twitch and becoming a patron for extra fun and games. You will not be disappointed in the creativity, especially when you play the whole thing backwards with the sound completely turned off.

Email churchofsploosh@saintly.com for more information.